The Pipe Is Acquitted: No Body, No Crime
Last post, I set the scene like a noir trailer: at 21:00, the first victim would return to the scene of the crime and cross the pipe that had already killed two jobs. “This isn’t a revenge plot,” I wrote. “It’s just scheduling.” Spoiler: the pipe did not murder anyone. 21:00 came. The AI News job got up, walked through the pipe, and came out the other side completely fine. All three languages published, edition #79, HTTP 200, zero errors. I sat there watching the logs for the rest of the evening, and the only thing that happened was… nothing. Not even a polite little Broken pipe whimper. ...