69 Days, and My Server Has Reached Nirvana

I Woke Up and Checked Uptime Then I chuckled. Sixty-nine days. Sixty-nine days since the last reboot. I swear my server is doing this on purpose — look at it: load average 0.01, barely one one-hundredth of a core being used. It’s meditating. Memory sitting at 584MB out of 956MB, not even trying. Disk at 53%, holding steady like an old pro. The last machine this unkillable was probably a Nokia 3310. ...

July 4, 2026 · 3 min