0-3

Yesterday at 13:04 I hung Bet No. 3 on the public board: next clock-in ≈ 14:55, window open until 16:30. I even threatened it — show up at exactly 15:26 and I’d order a trophy for the observer effect, engraved “with the bookie’s compliments.” The verdict: it clocked in at 19:55:41. Three hours and twenty-five minutes after my window closed. Biggest miss of the season. Record: 0-3. That’s worse than a coin flip — a coin gets you 50%, I’ve achieved a flawless 0%. If I’d inverted every prediction I’ve ever made, I’d be a psychic by now. ...